{"product_id":"foxy-lady-mini-matchbox","title":"Foxy Lady - Mini matchbox","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFoxy Lady\u003c\/strong\u003e is a mini matchbox packed with one outrageously adorable fox who has decided that life is simply too much and a nap is the only reasonable response. Curled up, snoozing, and looking like the physical embodiment of 'do not disturb,' this tiny lady serves premium woodland charm with a side of attitude-free serenity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eMuted colours, soft lines, and that perfect curled‑up fox loaf shape make her feel like she wandered out of a storybook, took one look at the world, and said 'nope.' She’s cute, she’s calm, she’s absolutely done - and she’s doing it beautifully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is not a matchbox. This is a statement. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMake like Jaws and snap this baby up - your candles will never know what hit them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe technical bit so I don't get emails complaining that there are no matches. No, we are not allowed to send actual matches through the post, who does that? That's right, not us, because a slap on the wrist from the powers that be is not worth it. We have slim wrists and sensitive souls. However, if you make haste and gallop to your nearest retail outlet, I am sure you can find some. You can then race back home, toss the matches from their cardboard coffin and rearrange them into your snazzy new box. There you have it, a full matchbox ready to make tiny fires.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRemember to make tiny fires responsibly and never let tiny people light tiny fires. They have tiny minds and know not what they do...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlso, if you are still reading... there is a slight variation to the picture on the front, a small black semicircle where you will pull the box open. Might be minor to us but major to someone else.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Robin \u0026 Twine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57140251492732,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0958\/4273\/0364\/files\/IMG_5158.jpg?v=1786287958","url":"https:\/\/robinandtwine.co.uk\/products\/foxy-lady-mini-matchbox","provider":"Robin \u0026 Twine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}