{"product_id":"not-to-scales-mini-matchbox","title":"Not to Scales - Mini Matchbox","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot To Scales\u003c\/strong\u003e is a small metal matchbox featuring four fish who look like they’ve been caught loitering. They’re lined up neatly on a white-and-red stripey background, but the vibes are pure aquatic anarchy. Each fish is a different size, a different mood, and possibly a different tax bracket - united only by their refusal to obey basic proportional law and stare you dead in the eye whilst they do it. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOpen the box and you’ll find… nothing. Not a match. Not a mystery. Not even a bonus fish trying to escape. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s a pocket-sized tribute to chaos, fish with attitude, and the art of looking important while containing absolutely nothing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe technical bit so I don't get emails complaining that there are no matches. No, we are not allowed to send actual matches through the post, who does that? That's right, not us, because a slap on the wrist from the powers that be is not worth it. We have slim wrists and sensitive souls. However, if you make haste and gallop to your nearest retail outlet, I am sure you can find some. You can then race back home, toss the matches from their cardboard coffin and rearrange them into your snazzy new box. There you have it, a full matchbox ready to make tiny fires.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRemember to make tiny fires responsibly and never let tiny people light tiny fires. They have tiny minds and know not what they do...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlso, if you are still reading... there is a slight variation to the picture on the front, a small black semicircle where you will pull the box open. Might be minor to us but major to someone else.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Robin \u0026 Twine","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57229686342012,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0958\/4273\/0364\/files\/IMG_5788.jpg?v=1786796315","url":"https:\/\/robinandtwine.co.uk\/products\/not-to-scales-mini-matchbox","provider":"Robin \u0026 Twine","version":"1.0","type":"link"}