Nope On Arrival - 30 really bloody weird stickers

The Nope‑On‑Arrival set - straight from the envelope into existential dread.

Prepare for 30 tiny moonlit misfits to slink into your life, take one look around, and immediately decide they’re not participating. Each sticker features a terrifying tall night‑dweller doing their best impression of 'I was never here,' complete with dramatic poses, suspicious silhouettes, and the kind of energy that suggests they’ve already filed a complaint with the universe.

They’re moody, they’re mysterious, and they’ll cling to your notebook like they’re avoiding eye contact with destiny. Perfect for journals, planners, scrapbooks, or any surface that could use a touch of 'absolutely not.'

Arrival time: Instant. Participation level: Zero.

These uncomfortable stickers are 6cm by 4.5cm in size.