Cod-Blocked - 10 fish-shaped paperclips

The only fish that’ll happily screw with your paperwork.

Make a splash with Cod Blocked, the fish‑shaped paperclips that come with more sass than a sardine in sequins. These shiny troublemakers clip on with all the confidence of a trout who’s absolutely had enough, adding a tidal wave of attitude to whatever you stick them on. They’re flippy, they’re fishy, and they’re here to serve looks straight out of your deep end. 

Each pack nets you 10 fin‑tastic little clips, perfect for anyone who prefers their stationery with a side of sea‑soned humour. Whether you’re a cod‑noisseur of puns or just want something that isn’t another boring paperclip, these fish will reel you in instantly. Consider your desk officially upgraded to premium fish‑ion. 

Not shown to scales... Also not sorry. 

3cm long (mildly disappointing but workable).