Light-A-Bulb - 10 lightbulb-shaped paperclips

They’re the great ideas of your paperwork - loud, shiny, and absolutely uninvited - but Light-A-Bulbs don’t just give your to‑do list a press conference. They kick the door in, blind it with a burst of ego, and demand a statement. Strap one on and suddenly your receipts are pleading 'no photos,' your meeting notes are caught mid‑scandal, and your tax documents are trending for all the wrong reasons.

These tiny metallic menaces don’t hold paper; they expose it. They cling on like they’ve uncovered a juicy rumour and refuse to let go until someone gets cancelled. Perfect for the chaotic creative who treats admin like performance art and deadlines like red‑carpet disasters.

2.5cm long (mildly disappointing but workable).