Up Your Ace - Mini matchbox

Up Your Ace - Mini matchbox

£3.95
Sale price  £3.95 Regular price 
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Up Your Ace - Mini matchbox

Up Your Ace - Mini matchbox

£3.95
Sale price  £3.95 Regular price 

Introducing Up Your Ace, the tiny matchbox with the combined energy of an inebriated card dealer, a feral raccoon, and a Vegas slot machine that’s seen far too much.

It’s small. It’s spicy. It’s got an ace of spades slapped on the front like a warning label.

This is not a matchbox. This is a statement. Make like Jaws and snap this baby up - your candles will never know what hit them.

Put it in the basket before it tells you off! 

The technical bit so I don't get emails complaining that there are no matches. No, we are not allowed to send actual matches through the post, who does that? That's right, not us, because a slap on the wrist from the powers that be is not worth it. We have slim wrists and sensitive souls. However, if you make haste and gallop to your nearest retail outlet, I am sure you can find some. You can then race back home, toss the matches from their cardboard coffin and rearrange them into your snazzy new box. There you have it, a full matchbox ready to make tiny fires.

Remember to make tiny fires responsibly and never let tiny people light tiny fires. They have tiny minds and know not what they do...

Also, if you are still reading... there is a slight variation to the picture on the front, a small black semicircle where you will pull the box open. Might be minor to us but major to someone else.

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