Washi Your Mouth Out - 6 cheeky washi tapes in Seaside Rock

Use it to decorate, or to assert dominance. Both work.

This glorious set of tapes will help you rule the universe, become invisible and solve world hunger. And if they don't achieve that, you'll at least have a decent looking bullet journal and a shred of dignity remaining. 

Stickier than the backseat of a taxi on a Saturday night - don't ask, just hover.

Each roll is approximately 1m long. I have not unrolled them all to check, that would be silly.